Thousands of American Pastors burnt

Thousands of American Pastors burnt themselves because of Gay Marriage as reported by americannewsx. com. 

"Why is this story not making the main

stream news?"

There is a heinous Supreme court ruling that

recently extended equal rights to even more

Americans who didn’t deserve them! First

Slaves, then Women, now, shockingly and

demonically even Sodomites!!!

Homosexuals now joining the ranks of true

humans and Christian Americans to enjoy

marriage is like asking God Almighty to smite

us all! Soon there will be locusts and blood

rain will fall and fill the 

rivers with red death.

However, worst than those plagues of God’s

wrath, is the spectacle of the legion of

American God- Fearing Pastors that swore to

kill themselves with Holy Fire that are

currently dying, engulfed in Flame on

American streets, before the wailing and

lamentations of their now leaderless and

adrift fundamentalist followers.

It started with the drive to keep rights where

they belong: with the American Christians

and their way of life. Biblical law was always

the cornerstone of the Constitution and will

be! Proof positive is that it is the official

religion of the United States, as named by

George Washington and legitimized by the

first seated Congress of the United States.

These brave pastors stood up for the TRUE

American values, which quite clearly place

GOD and the parts of the BIBLE that we find

relevant to keeping everyone living in the

light of the word of GOD and under Biblical

law, here in the United States of Christian

America.

It seems that the Buddhists have given input

on the best and most flammable fabrics and

accelerants to these brave Religious Zealots,

crossing lines to support these men in their

drive to submit to God’s retribution first and

most painfully. They have stated that while

they do not share the Christian pastors’

views, they do support their right to protest –

and believe that they will come back in a

form more suited to their level of

enlightenment.

In keeping with this movement of putting the

Christians’ right to protest first, many

Pagans would like to help also, but most

pastors think they are Satanists – so that fell

through. The reply letter from the Christian

Burning Man’s Association reportedly

included the following “GET THEE BEHIND

US SATAN, THE LORD IS OUR

SHEPHERD!!!” I can’t read the rest; it is

annotated. The annotation reads: the author

was speaking in tongues.

How come these fires of truth are not on

every mainstream TV? Is it simply the crazy

phenomenon that the earthy smell of the

immolating portly priests is inspiring

neighborhood Barbeques? Or that the Church

of the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) is

rumored to be providing Marshmallows,

Grahm Crackers, and chocolate at each one

in solidarity with the Biblical Backer’s choice

to end their lives in protest? Seriously – that

kind of inter-religious body cooperation is

News Worthy… Right?

It is about time we jailed the Atheists that

wrote all men are created equal – they set us

up for this egregious affront to religious

freedom! I stand with the Church of the FSM

in solidarity: pastors, be sure your flock is fed

and true, be sure your fire is done responsibly

(your local fire department is the right call to

make before any planning can be done!), and

more than anything, make sure that you die

singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic!